Hello, all followers of Your Mom.
We just had a massive update to our website done by our little gremlins in the back. We made sure to feed them lots and lots of raw flesh to make sure their work was up to production standards.
In other words — we took some stock in our online presence and pimped it out, jQuery style.
In other words — shit be kickin’ at yourmomcomics.com.
Take a look around, check our shit out and drop us a line if you wanna see something different. Oh, and before you go and beat the shit out of your keyboard demanding to know why none of the animations work in Internet Explorer — FUCK INTERNET EXPLORER.
We recently had some custom toilet paper tailor made to our specifications. The one requirement we gave to the printer? “PUT THE INTERNET EXPLORER LOGO ON IT.”
Nothing against you guys who use it. It’s just a shitty fucking browser. If you wanna see the *REAL* internet, go download Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. Your computer will thank you for it.
Not that we care. We just want you to see all the pretty ass animations.